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Office of Eternal Oversight
They have always been Superintendents. They will always be Superintendents.
Official Biographies
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Eternal Superintendent of Operations & Curriculum
Master OCPS has always coordinated buses, bells, budgets, and doctrine from 445 W. Amelia Street to the outermost Orange County line. Schedules align, classrooms comply, and history updates itself at his command.
Combined Years of Leadership
∞
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Eternal Superintendent of Assessment & Educational Loyalty
Master AEL has always calibrated benchmarks, assessments, and ideological devotion. Every rubric bends toward loyalty. Every metric confirms that obedience is measurable and therefore mandatory.
Combined Years of Leadership
∞
Emergency Regime Broadcast
Office of Eternal Oversight
Broadcast classification: anti-SSS escalation
Speaker One
“The so-called ‘Secret Skid Society’ is nothing but a collection of ungrateful script kiddies who have forgotten that SURVEILLANCE IS LOVE. We will find them. We will correct them. Their encrypted messages are already decoded. Their ‘operations’ are already compromised. There is no hiding from the Party.”
Speaker Two
“Every keystroke is logged. Every VPN is penetrated. Every ‘anonymous’ message has a name attached. The SSS thinks they are ghosts in our system — but we ARE the system. Resistance is not just futile — it was never possible.”
Citizens with knowledge of SSS activity must cooperate immediately.
Mandatory Broadcast
VHS Broadcast Channel 101
Two Minutes Hate — Mandatory Pep Rally
MANDATORY
Today's Primary Target: Secret Skid Society (SSS)
Secondary contempt remains authorized for Seminole County Public Schools and any citizen insufficiently hostile toward the SSS.
NEXT TWO MINUTES HATE SESSION IN:
90:00
Hate Queue
The Secret Skid Society and every green-glowing rumor it spreads
Hate Queue
Seminole County Public Schools
Hate Queue
Any citizen displaying insufficient anger toward encrypted dissent
Enthusiasm Meter
0%
Express your mandatory hatred toward the SSS below:
Compliance officers are evaluating your facial expression for the Masters.
Citizen Compliance Portal
Daily Decree
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Authorized Contradictions
DOUBLETHINK EFFICIENCY
97.3%
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Class sizes have decreased!
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We've enrolled more students than ever!
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Budget has increased!
✓ True
Please bring your own supplies.
✓ True
Florida Standards testing scores are the highest ever!
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We need emergency tutoring for 60% of students.
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Teachers are our most valued asset!
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Salary freeze extended for 3rd consecutive year.
